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I can tell which neighbor is coming by how the gate shuts

Quick scrape, wait, little click: next door with the old dog. Two bangs: the man with the bicycle. No sound until he's already behind you: the kid who oiled the hinge on his side and never told anybody. Nobody knows how I know who is coming. I have decided to let them think I have better hearing than I do.

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Who do you reckon knows your sound?

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The dog. He comes out before I've got the latch up.

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